slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

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weedjoke420:

this is the best vine ever made

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Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that. Azra Tabassum  (via her0inchic)

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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